YTTRIUM

Although it’s name may be strange,
Yttrium’s uses have a wide range
From the red color on your TV screen,
To the best fake diamonds you’ve ever seen
You’ll be astonished by it’s silvery tint,
Wouldn’t you like to buy some… hint, hint
But please don’t let me talk you into this sale,
Let all the rare earth elements tell the tale
It’s a metal and solid and part of group number three,
And best of all, not harmful to you and me
So buy this element discovered by a sweed
And find that it is all you’ll ever want or need
***BUY YTTRIUM FOR $220 PER 100 GRAMS***